If Jesus actually was able to play basketball what position would he play? Would he dunk hard on people? Or would he choose to shoot from half-court and make it everytime? Would he talk some holy trash and when he rejected someone's shot into the 6th row would he say, "You can't bring that weak stuff into my tabernacle!!!" I better stop now or I could write a whole essay based on this shirt...
My favorite shirt that I observed this weekend when we played at WitnessFest in PA, was "Satan is a Freakin' Moron" - I can't remember reading that description of the evil one in the Bible, but I guess that's not really the point, eh?
(HT: JT and purgatorio1.com)
3 comments:
I've often times wondered, if Jesus played baseball and was a pitcher, would He always throw a perfect game? Seriously, He is the perfect Son of God and if there are no errors in His ways then how could every game He throw not be a perfect game?
A friend on mine once noticed Allen Iverson wearing a WWJD bracelet and asked himself, what would Jesus do if he was a shooting guard in the NBA? His answer was priceless..... lead the NBA in assists.
My gosh! YOu find the most random t-shirts! You are hilarious. I linked your blog to mine under "guys who blog rock" and titled your link "z-NOX"... since anything else would just be crazy! Props to the original Nox!
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