A molecular scientist has developed a product that America truly needs: caffeinated donuts. The product, along with "Buzz Bagels," isn't on the market yet, but Starbucks, Krispy Kreme and Dunkin' Donuts have already been approached about carrying it. It's about time!That is wack - the last thing we need in America is more spazed out, road raging, caffeine addicted, psychopaths.
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you forgot "fat" in your list of what we want our kids to be...
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