This is all I needed to go full bore on Mike Huckabee for Pres in 08: An endorsement from Chuck Norris. If the human weapon of mass destruction is behind him then you know I will be.
Little know facts about Chuck Norris:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
2 comments:
Chuck Norris is a tyranical ruler, and Huckabee is his political sock puppet. Chuck Norris will not be happy until he rules the world...either by votes or by fists.
I heard that Chuck Norris sued NBC for using the names of his two greatest assets without his permission: his two fists, Law and Order.
Go Huck and God Bless Chuck!!
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