Thursday, February 07, 2008

"...the editors of the NIV pee sitting down"

Some of you may find this a bit crass, so if you do I apologize, but this is too good not to post.

If you do find it offensive, remember, it's in the Bible!!!

Question - Does anyone out there know what text he is referring to?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

What in the world?

jc said...
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jc said...

I do not see this on the blog of Justin Taylor, so I am guessing that he sent this to you via email, eh?

Seth Ward said...

Good heavens. I thought he was going to whip it out and give them a demonstration.

Personally, I prefer to aim for the urinal, not the wall, when I pee. But there was that one time when the power went off in the church and I had to guess...

So, I it's a good thing too, or I'd be nothing but a male.

Danger Chris said...

I never got to see those signs while I was in Germany. Though, I assure you if I had, there would be one hanging up in my office.

Vitamin Z said...

JC,

Yes, Justin sent it to me via email. Sometimes he likes to forward things that too "racy" for his blog, so that his little blogging minions like me can post it.

;)

joe byler said...

hysterical!!! Is this an actual sermon??? I think i heard an "amen" in the background, so i'm guessing it is... great post...

MTR said...

This is priceless!

What's wrong with America is that men pee sitting down?! Hahahahaha!

Can you imagine actually being there during this sermon?

For the record, I do pee sitting down ... unless there's a urinal available. I'm tall and don't appreciate splattering my legs with urine. I'm teaching my son to do the same ... it's more hygenic!

the rabbi said...

1st Kings 14:10

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Anonymous said...

I peed sitting down when I watched it.

Anonymous said...

That guy is a psycho.

I showed this to my brother and he said that it was so inspiring that he was even going to stand while he pooped!

Thats true manliness.

Anonymous said...

Two pianos. They are an old fashioned, KJV only, two piano, seperated, Baptist church. I have a question for Mr. Anderson. If any translation since the KJV is in error and not blessed by God, what do you think about the translations that have been and continue to be made in other languages? What about recently discovered people groups? I'm guessing that all of these people must learn english before they can read the REAL Bible. Awesome. God is a caucasian of european decent. Can we move on to something more important now, like satanic drum beats and music?

Los said...

Amen!!! I peed against the wall today!!!! I am a MAN not a Male!!!!

Does anyone know a good carpet stain remover?????

The Campbells said...

"No man in germany pees standing up...that's where we're head in this country my friend"

See the connection?
Me neither :D Although I did pee standing up in Germany.

Fundamental Baptists... That's just tough...brothers who are missing it. Would you say the things they're missing are only non-essential...or are they bordering on crossing the line of essential?

Vitamin Z said...

Aaron,

Tough to say. Not sure. Seems like the legalism of KJV only starts to edge into the Galatian heresy of justification by works... But I don't know enough about it to say.