Funny article here. Here are the eight things. Click over to read.
- Hipsters Will Never Be Camped Outside
- The Store Randomly Shuts Down Once You Step Inside
- For A Fee, You Can Buy An Anti-Virus Hazmat Suit Before Entering
- It's Easy To Get All Your Windows Phone Questions Answered
- Instead Of The "Genius Bar", There's The "Mouth-Breathing IT Guy Bar"
- There Are No “Sales,” Only “Rebates”
- Microsoft Store Security Features Include Nothing But Warnings
- It’s A Popular Place For Zune Meetups