8 Things To Expect Shopping At Microsoft's Non-Apple Apple Store

Funny article here. Here are the eight things. Click over to read.

• Hipsters Will Never Be Camped Outside
• The Store Randomly Shuts Down Once You Step Inside
• For A Fee, You Can Buy An Anti-Virus Hazmat Suit Before Entering
• It's Easy To Get All Your Windows Phone Questions Answered
• Instead Of The "Genius Bar", There's The "Mouth-Breathing IT Guy Bar"
• There Are No “Sales,” Only “Rebates”
• Microsoft Store Security Features Include Nothing But Warnings
• It’s A Popular Place For Zune Meetups

(HT:  NWB)