Brant Hansen writes about the 1in3Trinity sports drink:
Sometimes, after a Christian jog through my secular, master-planned (but not by the real Master) community, I feel a need for refreshment. Christian refreshment.A beverage that has repented of its sins.
That's why I drink 1in3 Trinity. Like the makers say, it's made of a special formula "handed down from the flourishing vines and trees of the Holy Land."
It's packed with 1000 mg of Christian Taurine, plus 50 mg of Biblically-based Glucuronotactone. (Ecclesians 4:21). And it takes seriously Jesus's call to consume 180% of the recommended daily allowance of vitamin B-12.
The makers say if it reaches "just one person", it's worth it.
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Is it made of living water? Yet another in bad idea Christian marketing.
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