How To Have Horrible Devotions

Steven Altrogge wisely (or unwisely!) writes a sure fire prescription for downer (with a capital D) devotional times.

He writes:

Tired of having vibrant, rich, God-centered devotional times? Looking for something a little more dry and stagnant? This five step plan is sure to suck the life of out your devotional times in no time.

STEP 1: Do Your Duty Soldier

STEP 2: Wallow in Condemnation

STEP 3: Forget Faith

STEP 4: Snooze Baby, Snooze

STEP 5: Ride Solo

Click here to read how he fleshes out these points.